• Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
• Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.

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HEY LINDZ. Dye yo hair this color.

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wh0rable asked: HI BUBBLE BUTT.

HI FART FACE.

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bfreshh:

*Tear*

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• friends: *draw amazing art*
• friends: *look amazing in cosplay*
• friends: *sew incredibly*
• friends: *write beautiful fic*
• friends: *good people*
• me:
• me: why do you hang out with me again

• Gay Marriage: I'm only legal in 6 states.
• Having sex with a horse: I'm legal in 23 states.
• America: I'm an idiot.

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